Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 14th Edition

elindra SG

Ooo Horlicks Dinosaur
Yum yum

I'm tired too

Had free lunch of roast pork and salad and mushroom pasta coz there were lessons upstairs and we were there to help finish up the food Laughing

the Bear SG

damn.. i think that horlicks dinosaur is causing me to feel very bloated Razz

it was served in one of those old fat dimpled pint beer mugs.. and when the last bits were drunk, it had the viscosity of paste Laughing

elindra SG

Surprised Shocked Shocked Shocked

That thick!!! Did they use 1/4 of the can

the Bear SG

i dunno.. there was a lot of the powdered stuff that sank to the bottom... i didn't bother to stir it so i think it became the paste Laughing

elindra SG

I"m so sick of the stupidity written

Bloody hell

Customer asking for quotes for product now
Reply from Principal is I thought last time I offered they don't want to buy

I said last time they have no interest
But now people are asking

And the fuctard dun wanna quote

Rhonda SG

Yeah! That's how you peel a garlic. Is there any other way? Laughing

the Bear SG

the turdbrain is turning down business?

well, go over his head then Wink

Rhonda SG

SMASHed fried chicken rice? Surprised Did they SMASH the poor chicken against the wall before cooking it? Razz

Laughing

Fatum SG

when I first started cooking for myself, I peeled each clove by hand, with my fingers .... Embarassed

Rhonda SG

Eh... what in the world is a Horlicks Dinosaur? Confused

the Bear SG

folks' maid was peeling them nicely... until i showed her..

many others..

i see people peeling garlic.. that includes people who use a lot of garlic in their cooking.. like those chicken rice stalls.. you can sometimes see the stallholders peeling garlic during their lull periods..

elindra SG

Laughing
Yes the turdbrain is turning down business Rolling Eyes

I give him business still want to hiam this hiam that

People come to your doorstep now you want me to turn them away

I'm trying to get him to quote for another big biz but it's been 3 days and no price

And they complain they are losing money

I wonder why

Oh, Not to mention that they just invoiced me something US$30/MT cheaper than what I bought for Laughing No way am I telling them that they invoiced me wrongly So how can they make money this way

I also wanna say that once they kept chasing for this outstanding payment of US$10k and didn't know there was any outstanding payment of C$200k

av98m SG

*peng sanz* Shocked

*wonders if rhonda is really a singaporean*

the Bear SG

you take the jelly mold shaped like a dinosaur, then you pack and ram a whole lot of horlicks powder into it until it is able to stand up without crumbling...

voila.. horlicks dinosaur Twisted Evil

anyway, they took a quarter of a fried chicken, and then took a meat tenderiser to it.. pound pound pound... it was smashed.. then they put the chicken in a wooden dish with belachan, a lime, a cherry tomato, 3 cucumber sticks and a leaf of lettuce... with fragrant rice on another plate Wink

av98m SG

Laughing Twisted Evil

the Bear SG

don't pick on her... she's led a sheltered life Twisted Evil

Laughing

elindra SG

Holicks or Milo Dinosaur is very very thick Holicks or Milo drink topped up with more Holicks or Milo powder

Hmmm I think smashing garlic is best coz it brings out a stronger garlic taste

Fatum SG

come to think of it ... I wonder if everyone is familiar with all the "teh si siew tai ka nai" stuff .... the science of Singapore kopitiam beverages ..... Laughing

how far can you confuse the kopitiam ah soh ? ...

Rhonda SG

Excuse me, ah! I just happen to not drink Horlicks ok! Rolling Eyes One of those foods I just took one glance at when I was young, and decided I didnt' want that in my mouth. Razz

the Bear SG

there are morons... and then, there are bigtime morons Laughing

i always wondered how come bigtime morons end up in such high places.. then i came to the conclusion that the vaccuum in their heads, enable them to be able to suck that much more powerfully, increasing their ability to kiss ass so much more effectively

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